Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship…of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.