From:- Vinod

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
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i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
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Zindagi mein dukko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
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chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse .
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If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!
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Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
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Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana
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Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko
Bhulate nahi..
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When you are feeling streesed and about to break……. ..
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward…. .
It’s a piece of cake so …… just enjoy!
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Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
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I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won’t find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I’m missing you right now.
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Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was…

“noh ss!w !”

It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
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+””+.
Rehna hai
+””+.+””+.
Tere

+””+.+””+.
+
“+. Dil
+””+.+””+.
+ Mein +
“+. .+”
“+”
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Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei,
Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei!
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ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam “I MISS U YAAR”….!!! !!!!!!
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Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai…
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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena…
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India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda c*** ke mere SMS padh rahi hai… kya hoga is desh ka.
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aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
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lehr ati hai aur kinare se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr aur yad me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai.
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Sabse accha mera yaar hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai
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Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
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2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
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if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u…love you always…miss u…
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum
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aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai
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if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…
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Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai
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Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha – DHISHKYOUN!
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do not think of me…i m in ur eyes…in ur mind…in ur heart…in ur soul…everywhere. ..ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying..” i miss u”..Good Night..
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I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End…. Good Nite.
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khushiyaan dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.
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You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
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Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son

Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)

at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
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Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?
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Ghadyalat vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT,
SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT.
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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha – SMS karna chod do
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SMS

SMS”

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
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(.’-‘.)
(,)(“)(“)

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(.’-‘.)
(,)J)LJ.J
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(.’_’).)
(J(,)
c.J.J

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‘.)
(,)

Chalo baba…
Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati…
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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”
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No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only
Joys
2 Surround U
Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU
God
Himself
2 BlessU
These
r my
Wishes 4U
2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning
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MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.
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If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…
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Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
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If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b’coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai.
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Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
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Hum hum hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho.
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms bhejte rehna.
Tabhi pata chalega
Mobile wale me dum hai.
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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again
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Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. ∑ say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
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I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…

don’t move
steady
smile Smile
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
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Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye…
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye…
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye…
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Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper….. … You can make free calls!
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Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai………
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai…..
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI……… .
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Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo….

“1”
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits –
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U…
Good Morning!
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When I miss U,
I just…
CLOSE () $ ()
MY ( -.- )
EYES (“) (“)

& () $ ()
U R (‘.’)’. ‘)
(“)(“)(“)
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JUST ON MY RIGHT
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
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When you are feeling streesed and about to break……. ..
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward…. .
It’s a piece of cake so …… just enjoy!
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I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
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Til-Gul ghya god god bola…….. …..
HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT.
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Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
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When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you
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Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…

Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
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Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U…

KEEP SMILING
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….
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They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
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• Destiny decides who u meet in life, but it’s only ur heart that can decide who gets 2 stay in ur life.
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jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega…
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Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
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Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha – DHISHKYOUN!
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( ‘-‘ ) Please
(o)(o)

()”'(‘)
(”) (”) Forgive
(o)(o) ME
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bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
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If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what’s wrong……
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME Smile
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Never stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who’s falling in love with ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
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Anybody there?

O ”” O

(‘o’ )

O””O
(‘o’ )

O””O
( ‘o’ )
There u
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Vo kaun hai?
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Jo ISHQ me hai?
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Jo MANN me hai?
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Jo DIL me hai?
*
magar DHADKAN me nahi?

Jyada soch mat STUPID

Vo hai ‘AMIR KHAN’
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Forgettin you
is hard to do

forgettin me
is up to you
forget me not
forget me never

forget this message
but not the sender.
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When nights r long
& friends r few
I sit by my window
& think of u
A silent whisper
a silent tear
With all my heart
i wish you were here.
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If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,
praise God.
Difficult moments,
seek God.
Quiet moments,
worship God.
Painful moments,
trust God.
Every moment,
thank God.
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The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have vinod!!!”
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Can u see me?
no? Turn around,

can u see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can u see me now?
no? but
I can see u
because U have a
special place
in my heart!
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U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u’ll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
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On this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GdNiTe!
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No matter
If the sky is black or blue
No matter
If there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be wit u.
Gd Nite!
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
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Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna “………
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I miss you yaar”
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,,,,
( . .) Do u
( ._.) love me?
(,,(“)(“)
,,,,
( . .)
( _ ) U dont?
(,,(“)(“)
,,,,
( . .) ,I,
( _ )// den
gud bye!!
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to VINOD apun ka friend