From:- Vinod
Kanjoos: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de
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A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai
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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha,
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA !
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Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?
Vinod:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai
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A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Sohan Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho!
Jara sonchne do…..
Acha likho……. ……… .
Sohan Bhai Died – Suzuki for Sale .
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Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar lete aana.
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Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha,
Kise ne pocha bhai kab tak khaty rahogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun par kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm
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Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho?
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
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Ek kanjoos khali katorey main Roti daba kar kha raha tha.
Waiter ne deka tu poucha-
“Ap yah kya kar rahey hian”
Kanjoos ne jawab diya
Main maths ka teacher hoon or dall Suppose kar kay kharaha hoon
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Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
