Sardar goes for interview.
Boss:: Tumhara janam kahan hua tha.
Sardar:: Tiruvanantpuram mein.
Boss:: Spelling batao.
Sardar:: Mazak kar raha tha mai to, Goa me hua tha….

1 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raaste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chilaya::
Dhokha! kamino aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nai…